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Black t-shirt with a graphic design featuring a dog's face, text, and a pentagram symbol.

Dachshund standing on a white surface with a beige background

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LIFE'S A BITCH (Maple) // Tee (Black) PRE-ORDER

Name: LIFE'S A BITCH (Maple) // Tee (Black) PRE-ORDER
Brand: Thy Art Is Murder
SKU: 45280343359667
Price: 49.95 AUD
Availability: InStock

Thy Art Is Murder

$49.95

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Thy Art Is Murder - Life’s A Bitch Festival Tee

This Life’s A Beach Festival exclusive completely sold out on the day.

Featuring Maple, the dapple dachshund, immortalised in full chaos form.

This is a strictly limited one-week preorder. Once the window closes, it will not be reprinted.

Printed on AS Colour
Official Thy Art Is Murder merchandise
Featuring Maple the dapple Dachshund
Festival exclusive design
Limited pre-order, one week only
Worldwide shipping
Design by Thrashwolf
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You will receive tracking information as soon as your order is shipped

*This is a preorder item and is expected to ship March 2026*

All sales that include a 'preorder' item will be processed, packaged and shipped when the preorder item arrives to us. To avoid delays on the rest of your order, we suggest making separate orders with the 'preorder' item shipped by itself.